I was turned, check the boiling water for Owen's pasta noodles, and from behind me Holden says, "Look Mom, there's an ant" and through my head flew these thoughts, "I knew it, I knew bringing back all of that "driving food" from California brought back ants, yuck, we are probably infested! I'll actually have to clean up and disinfect the kitchen on a daily basis (yes, it's a warning to you visitors), I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I'm almost too afraid to look..."
That clever cat got me.
All I could do was pull a dirty trick on Andy while he was showering, wherein I dumped a Wahoo's cup of cold water on him. It was awful but funny because he thought that the water was just turning cold and we would have to re-do all of the plumbing, and then he realized it can from on top and not to the side-ish and detected my giggling presence. Dude, if he would've done that to me I would've freaked!